That’s me having just returned from band camp in Louisville, Kentucky. The camp was called Camp Crescendo and it was for marching bands. The idea was you would go there for a week and learn your halftime show for football games and also for marching band competitions. (Yes, my Canadian friends, there are marching band competitions.)

There were lots of great things about band camp and I’m going to tell you about them, but first I am going to register a long standing complaint against Camp Crescendo. My complaint is simple. Why couldn’t you have doors on the bathroom stalls in the men’s room? For a young man this is pretty important. There is a lot going on during that age and I really didn’t want anyone else witnessing my business! As a result of this I held my business. How long did I hold it? A really long time! Almost the entire week! I finally left a rehearsal early and ran to a deserted bathroom. Well my friends, it was not pretty, but it was successful.

I know that I said I would tell you about the good things at Camp Crescendo, but remembering this has put me in a poor frame of mind and I don’t want to remember the good things.

This all reminds me of an idea for a bumper sticker my good friend Gabriel Radford had. “Poo when you can, not when you must!”

Andrew

PS – Notice the classic Andrew McCandless smile. I’m not sure why I hated to smile so much, but this is pretty much the way I smiled in all of my pictures up until college.